Things to Ponder

October 14, 2006

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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about. I never did.

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to???

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box???

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing???

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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV???

Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat???

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours??? They’re both dogs!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons???

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt???

Do the “Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune???

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above??? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Have a Great Weekend, My Friends! ๐Ÿ˜€

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15 Responses to “Things to Ponder”

  1. Kyels Says:

    Never actually pondered all those but nevertheless it did make me think.

    Same here. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Have a happy weekend!

    (:

    You, too. ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. zeroimpact Says:

    Muahahaha
    Teaser eh
    Have a great weekend k
    About the song…
    Interesting

    Thanks. Glad you like it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    HUGS!

  3. Gab Says:

    LOL u nearly had me singing twinkle2x lil’ star n the alphabet song. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Hahaha.. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Have a great weekend Jemima!

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    You have a good one, too, Gab. HUGS! ๐Ÿ˜€

  4. Gallivanter Says:

    Mmmmm…Elizabeth Hurley….*HOMER*

    Watch out, Marge is standing behind you (Homer)ย with a rolling pin. ๐Ÿ˜†

  5. bodicea Says:

    Haha, the last bit is the best. I did.

    Hahaha.. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Here’s to quote the great George Carlin: “Get on the plane? Well, fuck you, I’m getting IN the plane!”

    That’s a good one. Thanks for sharing. ๐Ÿ˜€ย 

  6. luxferi Says:

    *giggles* Those are very good and funny questions you have there! Oooh, I love the bracelet at the end! It’s really pretty *and* it’s pink ribbon.

    I’m glad you enjoy the queries. Yep, I love the bracelet, too. ๐Ÿ˜€

    The round pizza in a square box thing, makes sense to put them in a square box so that they don’t slide around and you can stack them up neatly. Then there’s “Why don’t they make pizza square”. Well, it’ll be harder to eat that way. There ya go! One question answered (sorta). ๐Ÿ˜€

    Haha. Your answer is logical. Thanks, Ann. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. endroo G Says:

    A B twinkle little G,
    How I wonder what you are,
    Up above the T U V
    W X Y and Z.

    Now I sing my Twinkle C, next time won’t you sing with me?!

    LOL. I love your creativity, Endroo. Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. Ness Says:

    My german housemate liked her toast extra burnt. I have no idea how she could taste the jam after that. LOL.

    Hehe.. I wonder, too. ๐Ÿ˜†

    But she has to stick a post-it note on the toaster to remind me to turn the dial down. SWeet! ๐Ÿ˜€

    You’re very lucky to have such a sweet & considerate housemate. ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. azhan Says:

    i never quite realise both songs have same tune!

    Haha.. Now you know. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. lx Says:

    Hello from Elvetham Estate, Jemima ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Oooohhhh, Autumn in Elvetham Estate. It must be absolutely beautiful now.

    Thanks for dropping by, Lx. HUGS! ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. Lex Says:

    I’ll never know.. -_-”

    Hehe.. Not to worry, Lex. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  12. Paul Says:

    Ooh You had me singing twinkle twinkle little star.

    Hahaha.. I wish I could have heard you sing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. meekiee Says:

    hahaha..I really sang that song out! It was funny! Never realise it is both the same tune.

    Welcome, Meekiee. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Hahaha.. You’re not alone. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. Ashish C. Says:

    Ahem. Cough. Cough.

    Why do you have to โ€œput your two cents inโ€.. but itโ€™s only a โ€œpenny for your thoughtsโ€? Whereโ€™s that extra penny going to???

    I’m sorry but we use rupees. So if I convert a penny, um… dunno how much it becomes. *goes off to get a convertor*

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box???

    Actually pizza was square. They just fool the customers to think it’s round and save up on the extra parts.

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing???

    Yes, because only the JUDGE is hearing.

    Why are you IN a movie, but youโ€™re ON TV???

    That’s because the director/producer couldn’t fool the movie theater’s into thinking I’d make the next *insert favourite hero here*/.

    Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat???

    That’s because there’s a rule you have to send those “horrible crisps” to aliens. Aliens just lurrrve them!

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours??? Theyโ€™re both dogs!

    Goofy prefer’s it straight while Pluto likes it on all fours! Bwahahaha…

    Do the โ€œAlphabet Songโ€ and โ€œTwinkle Twinkle Little Starโ€ have the same tune???

    Dunno, I forgot both of them….

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above???

    No. Never. You’re cheating! You’re an occlumens. That’s cheating!

    So you’ve got your questions answered! ๐Ÿ™‚ Nice images. Go Jems!

    Hahaha.. You had me in stitches, Ashish. Thank youย very much. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Have a Great Weekend, My Friends!

    It’s Monday now….

    Time really flies…

  15. Che-Cheh Says:

    Me just realised bout ABC and twinkle twinkle little star song too.

    Haha.. You’re definitely not the only one. ๐Ÿ˜‰


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