Lessons in Logic

January 26, 2007

 I was born intelligent –
 Education ruined me.


Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
So why practice?


 If it’s true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?


   Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.


How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?


If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
 If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It’s your stupidity.


 Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.




Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.


The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


 Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.


 “Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.


“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk.


“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours.


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn?


 A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
What more can I say……..




10 Responses to “Lessons in Logic”

  1. tihtahpah Says:

    i’m first! well, THANK GOD IT”S FRIDAY TOO!!!!!!!!!

    Haha.. You are 1st. 🙂

  2. Tine Says:

    TGIF! Have a good weekend 😉

    Thanks, Tine.
    You have a great one, too. 🙂

  3. zeroimpact Says:

    A man and two women
    What if there’s three?
    Well, it’s friday again
    We do forget as we learn but then again at least we learnt and we practised it, don’t you think so

    Three??? Seriously, I won’t want to be in your shoes, Matt.

  4. Kyels Says:

    Yes, TGiF …

    What I know about Logic is that it does not mix well with Emotions, that’s for sure.


    Hehe.. Tell me about it, Kyels. 😉

  5. LM Says:


    funny funny

    I’m glad you like it.. 🙂

  6. Gallivanter Says:

    Selamat Menyambut Hari Minggu! 😛

    Sama-sama, Encik Daniel. 😛

  7. Keropok Says:

    I enjoyed reading that!

    Have a good weekend, my friend…

    Thank you, chum.. 🙂

  8. Um … I think someone once told me they didn’t know what to blog about, and I told them to blog about not knowing what to blog about. lol

    Thank goodness I still have my ‘what to blog about’ page at my site for everyone who gets stuck. 🙂

    Hehe.. I might have to check that page out.. one of these days. 😉

  9. Lil Says:

    i love the dancing stickman!! lol.. have a good weekend jem!

    Haha.. You have a great one, too. 🙂

  10. endroo G Says:

    yes. its weekend. Crab crab crab.

    Haha.. Enjoy yourself at Pulau Ketam, my friend. 😛

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