Chew, digest & grow..
This post is dedicated to all my blogging friends..
especially.. Matthew & Ian.
The monkeys or the quote??? Hehe.. 😉
Hehehe … aww, that’s sweet. As for the monkey, err … well … err … you fill in the blanks lah. Heheheh :p
Thanks, Tine. 🙂
Insinuating that I’m a blogging baboon now lar? Shall I take that as a compliment? LOL!
No lar.. but if you like, I can photoshop your photo onto the baboon. LOL 😆
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have that monkey please”.The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop, and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash and handed it to the customer, saying, “That’ll be $5000”. The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey.Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did he cost so much?”
The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in ‘C’ very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.” The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage.
“That one’s even more expensive – $10,000! What does he do?”
“Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey; he can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of his own. The price tag around his neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does he do?”
The shopkeeper shrugged and said, “Well, to tell you the truth, I haven’t actually seen him do anything, but he says he’s a SAP consultant.”
P.S. Ref to pix, which one is Ian? LOL!
Wah! Suituapui, where have you been?
This is a refreshing change.. a joke instead of a song.. hehe 😛
Is that a monkey or a err err pig?
Aiyoyo! It’s time for you to change your glasses, my friend. LOL 😆
Ahaha! I like the photo! How clever.
Hmm.. I feel like a monkey now. I feel… special. LOL
Thanks, Shez. 🙂
hahaha..I’ve always liked the sarcastic “You’re unique – just like everyone else”, but the blogging bit takes it to a whole new level..especially with the babboon!!
Given infinite time, a thousand monkeys on typewriters would be able to re-create Shakespeare’s works (taken from Dilbert) but I reckon they didn’t think laptops would factor into it! 😀
LOL.. Thanks for sharing the Dilbert’s bit, Beetrice.
Actually, I just found out that my friend’s kid has never seen a typewriter.. except for in pictures. 😛
Now I know the intention behind building a laptop and notebook
wah very advance monyet! haha.
Thx for dropping by my blog:D
No problem, RJ. 🙂
wow! looks like tina turners hair! i wonder in 5 years time what will replace ‘blogs’? err… random thoughts 😛
Hmmmm.. I wonder, too. :p
Have a nice weekend, Alison. 🙂
Hmmmm … must be the programmers at some cheap IT firm. Like they say … you pay peanuts, you get monkey ! =)
Thanks, Moz. 🙂
I haven’t seen so many monkeys around a computer since leaving the Developer Programmers section.
Many? Two only.. not many. Hehe 😛
Have a good weekend, Dabs. 🙂
Where did you get my photo? 😆
So finally we find that computers can be traced back to stone age times… and that monkeys are developing a secret program to finally dominate the world.
Note to self: Conquer the world before the monkeys do. 😛
LOL.. Thanks for making me laugh, Ashish.
Btw, that is a good note to oneself. 😛
“You’re special, just like everybody else” Hahahahaha! Sarcasm at its best!
Huh??? What sarcasm??? 😛
Welcome back, Dan. 🙂
just like being unique – just like everyone else! lol 😛
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