Ctrl Alt Del

August 17, 2007

IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER…

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If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!

Hit “any key” to continue life when ready. 

To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your keys, click on “find”.

“Help” with the chores is just a click away.

To feel like a new person, click on “refresh”.

To undo a mistake, click on “back”.

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update”.

When you don’t like cleaning the litter bin, click on “delete”.

Source: An old forwarded email.

I’m mentally exhausted. If only I can be reformatted… 😦