Ctrl Alt Del

August 17, 2007

IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER…

jk_escape.jpg

If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!

Hit “any key” to continue life when ready. 

To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your keys, click on “find”.

“Help” with the chores is just a click away.

To feel like a new person, click on “refresh”.

To undo a mistake, click on “back”.

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update”.

When you don’t like cleaning the litter bin, click on “delete”.

Source: An old forwarded email.

I’m mentally exhausted. If only I can be reformatted… 😦

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27 Responses to “Ctrl Alt Del”

  1. Vern Says:

    If life could be that simple, it wouldn’t be fun now would it? I wouldn’t want to live a life that is like a computer… I’d rather have problems to face, and have friends and family to count on. Not some crappy anti-virus program. 🙂 Chin up, Jems.

    Life will never be simple – regardless of whether we live as we are or like a computer. 😛
    Thanks, Vern.. esp. for being a friend. 🙂

  2. may Says:

    I’d love for my life to have little keyboard shortcut controls like a computer too, at times when things go wrong! especially looking for that CTRL+Z to undo actions… LOL!!

    Hahaha.. May, I am trying to imagine which part of our anatomy the keyboard could be attached. 😛

  3. may Says:

    p.s. take care. weekend’s here, can “reformat” a little bit, yeah? cheerios and hugs!

    Thanks, May.

    Happy weekend to you too.. 😉

  4. Wennnn Says:

    hahahh I like this click control alt delete.. U think can work or not ah?? Or mebbe get a special remote control to control the life just like click!!

    Hehehe.. Wennnn, I definitely don’t want to be controlled by a remote control. 😛

  5. misti Says:

    take a long warm bath. that’s a good start for humans. hugz.

    Thanks for the advice, Misti.

    If time permits, I am actually thinking of going for a body massage this weekend. 😉

    *hugs*

  6. tihtahpah Says:

    delete delete delete. best is UNDO UNDO UNDO

    Hehe.. Ditto, Ttpah. 😉

  7. UnkaLeong Says:

    I definitely need to reformat and reinstall the operating system. Hmmm…A fresh, clean start…

    Hahahah…

    That’s what we all want, UnkaLeong. 😉

  8. misha Says:

    cannot delete .. misha wants the original jiejie jemima

    Don’t worry, Misha.
    I will always me. 🙂

  9. Che-Cheh Says:

    I like that but we are human after all. We’ll make mistake and we’ll learn from it.

    You’re right, Che-Cheh. 🙂

  10. cutie Says:

    waaaa can i try now *pressing* Ctrl Alt Delete

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    // bad command

    wakakakkaka

    LOL 😆

    You’re a real cutie, Cutie. 😉


  11. Format C:/brain

    Dabs, so you think I should??? 😛

  12. LX Says:

    let’s put it this way … we feel because we’re alive … tough as it may be, it’s better to reprogram slightly than to reformat 😉

    That’s a wise advice, LX. 🙂
    Thanks. 😉

  13. winn Says:

    or jus..simply pull the plugs…

    Kamikaze??? 😦
    No, thanks, Winn.

  14. Chen Says:

    That’s why we are special 🙂

    Thanks for the reminder, Chen. 🙂

  15. _butt Says:

    Sigh. If only life were that easy…

    Happy Weekend! 🙂

    Life sure ain’t easy, _butt. 😉

    Have an enjoyable weekend to you.

  16. iamikel Says:

    if you got back up then only can ‘reformat’ later you forget me how?

    🙂

    Hehe.. I’ll never forget you, Iamikel. 🙂

  17. doc Says:

    reformat? reinstall? reprogramme?

    nah, you just need to go on sleep mode.

    That’s so true, Doc. 🙂

  18. LB Says:

    Upgrade! Upgrade!

    1st class or business, En. LB??? 😛


  19. That is so funny Jem. =)
    Love it.

    Well, I want to turn off the speakers when my neighbor listens to the music very loudly ;p ha ha.
    hugs, happy weekend. Wait for your next post, Jem.

    Glad you love it, M. 😀

    Happy weekend to you too.

    *hugs*

  20. Angele Says:

    For sure it would be nice sometimes but not always :)Have a nice w-end Jemima.

    *hugs*

    I hope you have a restful weekend too, Angele. 🙂

    *hugs*


  21. lol No, I don’t think you need to reformat your brain! 🙂 I was just being funny! 🙂

    Thanks, Dabs. 😛

  22. Sue Says:

    How good if life is that simple 🙂

    Welcome, Sue. 🙂

    Life can never be that simple. 😉

  23. Selba Says:

    This is cool!!! Wish it could be apply in our lives 😀

    We can only wish, Selba. 😉

  24. lex Says:

    it’s okay if you wanted to begin all over again, cause sometimes we just cant help it. and I want to a break!!!!!!!!

    Lex, everyone needs a break.
    So take one for as long as you need it.
    *hugs*

  25. stev Says:

    Only thing I wouldn’t like is our life kept crashing like our PCs =P

    Get a good rest! And maybe go for a spa too 😉

    Thanks, Stev. 🙂
    A visit to a spa is definitely on my list. 😉

  26. Lil Says:

    hi jem, life does have a way of sneaking itself up and overwhelms us in so many manners. take one thing at a time and try to focus on the good to help you tide through the not-so-good. as they say in french, bon courage!

    Thanks, Lil.
    You’re right & I will try to remember your advice.

    *HUGS*

    *encores* “Bon Courage”

  27. seeker Says:

    Hi? where are you? Did you escape?


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