Digging

November 2, 2007

An old man and woman were  married for many years, even though they hated each other.

Whenever they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”  

Neighbours feared him. They believed he practised black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.

 The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98 .

 His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.  

 Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?”  

 The wife put down her drink and said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down…”

My kinda woman. 😛

Source: Forwarded email.

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Psst!!! LB.. I don’t need any wonder bra. 😆

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17 Responses to “Digging”

  1. LB Says:

    LOL… dunno which to LOL at first.. LOL at being buried upside down, or LOL at being braless!!!

    LOL.. No worries, LB.. you can also LOL ‘coz it’s already Friday. 😀

  2. may Says:

    Happy Wonder Bra-less Friday!

    LOL.. Happy Friday, May. 😆

  3. Misha Says:

    happy friday to you jiejie jemima 🙂

    Happy Friday, Princess. 🙂

  4. Kyels Says:

    Wonder Bra … What does it do actually?!

    😛

    Anyway yes, TGiF!

    Nothing.. that’s what I’ve been told.

    Happy Friday, Kyels. 🙂

  5. Sha Says:

    LOL! Never piss a woman off!

    That’s right, Sha. 😛

  6. anjali* Says:

    Ha. This is a fine example of thinking out of the box, eh? LOL.

    Hehe.. Sure is, Anjali. 😀

  7. Chester Says:

    LOL…Happy Weekend! 🙂

    Enjoy your weekend, Chester. 😀

  8. misti Says:

    i got distracted by the wonder bra statement.
    happy friday anyway. it’s friday? aaagghh

    Hehe..
    Errr… No TGIF for you Misti??? 😦

  9. angel Says:

    U mean buried him upside down, he dunno how to turn upright? O.o

    Happy weekend!
    XOXO!

    Duh!!! 😛

    Enjoy your weekend, Angel. 😀

  10. zewt Says:

    i am still waiting for God to grant me a favourable result…

    Have Faith, Zewt… *hugs*

  11. Tine Says:

    Happy weekend my dear. Thanks for the text message. Will tell Tim you said hi 😉

    Will pray that all’s well with your visa application & enjoy your quality loving time together.

    Happy weekend, Tine & Tim. 😉

  12. waz Says:

    lol…big time!
    Have a great weekend!

    Happy Weekend, Waz. 🙂


  13. Daggnammit, I’ve dug my way through to Australia!!!! That cotton picking varmit of a wife musta buried me upside down!!!! 🙂

    Ohhh!!! Dabs, don’t you mean you dug from Sydney to Perth??? 😆

  14. doc Says:

    ah, nothing like a little humour to perk things up, eh??

    Hehe.. Laughter is the best medicine, Doc. 😉

  15. Cocka Doodle Says:

    Actually, his wife could’ve have him cremated. Kaotim!

    Shucks!!! She forgot to consult you, CD. 😛

  16. _butt Says:

    Haha! Hats off to that smart wife 😀

    Have a good remaining Sunday 🙂

    Wishing you a great week ahead, _butt. 🙂

  17. kat Says:

    Haiya.. monday already…

    Anyway, happy week ahead. May all your troubles be buried upside down… 😀

    *huggies*

    I’d like that very much, Kat. 😀

    *HUGE HUGS*


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