15 Pieces of Advice for Women

December 11, 2007

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies.

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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

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3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.

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4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.

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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

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6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

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13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.

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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

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Men, no ‘hard feelings’, ok?Β  Love you all. πŸ˜›

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Source:Β  An old forwarded email.

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17 Responses to “15 Pieces of Advice for Women”

  1. may Says:

    ROTFL!! wonderful advice! ahhh, if only that pair of jeans were pulled down lower… much lower… o.O

    Control yourself now, May.. I don’t want my blog to become X-rated. πŸ˜†

  2. hooiching Says:

    hahaha cute email!!!! men..lol

    Can’t live with them.
    Can’t live without them.
    Don’t you think so, Hooi Ching? πŸ˜›

  3. iamikel Says:

    hahahaha…. true true!!!! what to do???

    take care, jem!

    It’s God’s will, Iamikel.

    Thanks, my friend.


  4. Last picture got me speechless πŸ˜›

    No drools, Giddy Tigress??? πŸ˜›

  5. Kyels Says:

    Haha … That’s really funny but somehow, I find it true in certain ways.

    I think so too, Kyels. πŸ™‚

  6. day-dreamer Says:

    Nice one, I like this post.

    Hahahaha!

    Have a nice day. *hugs*

    Glad you like it, D-D.
    Hope you learn something about men/boys. πŸ˜‰

    *hugs*

  7. Tine Says:

    Tee hee hee, oooooh hubba hubba :p

    I like #2 :p

    Hehe.. It’s logical mah. πŸ˜›

    Thanks, Tine. πŸ™‚

  8. x5 Says:

    wooo hooo…clap clap clap
    i sooooo lurvveee this. lol!

    LOL.. X5, I knew you would. πŸ˜›

  9. ianfluenza Says:

    This reminds me that I haven’t been to the gym for ages, and even if I did I’d never get to the stage like the one in the photo. Darn…

    Hey! What happened to that sexy eye-candy who caught you looking at her last year??? πŸ˜›

    Anyway, Ian.. never give up. πŸ˜‰

  10. endroo G Says:

    I’m not commenting on this but rather wanna tell you what a nice theme makeover. Hope you’d have a wonderful Christmas with your beloved family. Cheers. Ho ho ho..

    Thank you, Endroo. That’s very thoughtful of you. Here’s wishing you a Blessed Christmas with your family too. *hugs*

  11. LB Says:

    Guilty as charged, ma’am!! πŸ™‚

    Terror lar you, LB. πŸ˜›

  12. Sha Says:

    Hahahahhaha!! So true, thank you for making my Wednesday morning!

    I’m glad to know that, Sha. πŸ™‚

  13. angel Says:

    all men are the same! muahahaha…
    all women too? πŸ˜€

    I’m very sure the men would think that, Angel. πŸ˜›

  14. dcp Says:

    *drum roll* *head banging* love this post, bwahahahah

    Hehe.. Don’t bang too hard, Dcp. πŸ˜›


  15. Why the apology at the end? All comments seem reasonable to me. πŸ™‚

    That’s because you’re unlike most men, Dabs. πŸ˜€

  16. misti Says:

    lol. wait till the guys do one on the girls.

    I’m sure they already have, Misti. πŸ˜›

  17. kyh Says:

    wah feminist! LOL!

    *works hard for that kind of bod*

    my my, look at those veins below his navel! O.O

    Kyh, I’m definitely 100% female but not a feminist. πŸ˜‰

    Btw, only a future architect like yourself had noticed those finer details. πŸ˜†


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