15 Pieces of Advice for Women

December 11, 2007

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in nappies.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.


5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.


14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal!


Men, no ‘hard feelings’, ok?Β  Love you all. πŸ˜›


Source:Β  An old forwarded email.


17 Responses to “15 Pieces of Advice for Women”

  1. may Says:

    ROTFL!! wonderful advice! ahhh, if only that pair of jeans were pulled down lower… much lower… o.O

    Control yourself now, May.. I don’t want my blog to become X-rated. πŸ˜†

  2. hooiching Says:

    hahaha cute email!!!! men..lol

    Can’t live with them.
    Can’t live without them.
    Don’t you think so, Hooi Ching? πŸ˜›

  3. iamikel Says:

    hahahaha…. true true!!!! what to do???

    take care, jem!

    It’s God’s will, Iamikel.

    Thanks, my friend.

  4. Last picture got me speechless πŸ˜›

    No drools, Giddy Tigress??? πŸ˜›

  5. Kyels Says:

    Haha … That’s really funny but somehow, I find it true in certain ways.

    I think so too, Kyels. πŸ™‚

  6. day-dreamer Says:

    Nice one, I like this post.


    Have a nice day. *hugs*

    Glad you like it, D-D.
    Hope you learn something about men/boys. πŸ˜‰


  7. Tine Says:

    Tee hee hee, oooooh hubba hubba :p

    I like #2 :p

    Hehe.. It’s logical mah. πŸ˜›

    Thanks, Tine. πŸ™‚

  8. x5 Says:

    wooo hooo…clap clap clap
    i sooooo lurvveee this. lol!

    LOL.. X5, I knew you would. πŸ˜›

  9. ianfluenza Says:

    This reminds me that I haven’t been to the gym for ages, and even if I did I’d never get to the stage like the one in the photo. Darn…

    Hey! What happened to that sexy eye-candy who caught you looking at her last year??? πŸ˜›

    Anyway, Ian.. never give up. πŸ˜‰

  10. endroo G Says:

    I’m not commenting on this but rather wanna tell you what a nice theme makeover. Hope you’d have a wonderful Christmas with your beloved family. Cheers. Ho ho ho..

    Thank you, Endroo. That’s very thoughtful of you. Here’s wishing you a Blessed Christmas with your family too. *hugs*

  11. LB Says:

    Guilty as charged, ma’am!! πŸ™‚

    Terror lar you, LB. πŸ˜›

  12. Sha Says:

    Hahahahhaha!! So true, thank you for making my Wednesday morning!

    I’m glad to know that, Sha. πŸ™‚

  13. angel Says:

    all men are the same! muahahaha…
    all women too? πŸ˜€

    I’m very sure the men would think that, Angel. πŸ˜›

  14. dcp Says:

    *drum roll* *head banging* love this post, bwahahahah

    Hehe.. Don’t bang too hard, Dcp. πŸ˜›

  15. Why the apology at the end? All comments seem reasonable to me. πŸ™‚

    That’s because you’re unlike most men, Dabs. πŸ˜€

  16. misti Says:

    lol. wait till the guys do one on the girls.

    I’m sure they already have, Misti. πŸ˜›

  17. kyh Says:

    wah feminist! LOL!

    *works hard for that kind of bod*

    my my, look at those veins below his navel! O.O

    Kyh, I’m definitely 100% female but not a feminist. πŸ˜‰

    Btw, only a future architect like yourself had noticed those finer details. πŸ˜†

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