Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State……….

April 14, 2008

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.




14 Responses to “Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State……….”

  1. Angele Says:

    *lol* All those laws are so true!! And as for the law of the queue, I always seem to be experiencing that! -__-

    Hehe.. When will you (we) ever learn, Angele? 😛

  2. LB Says:

    How true!! All because of Newton’s Apple?!!

    Who else could we blame, LB? 😛

  3. angeles Says:

    Let’s go against the law!!!


    Now! Now! Angeles! 😛

  4. iamikel Says:

    then we should put the coffee near the PC or laptop to keep it hot.. woooooohooooooooo….

    Happy Monday!! Work starts and secretly wishing for FRIDAY to come…

    take care!

    Be careful not to spill your coffee, Iamikel. 😉

    I think everyone’s got the same wish. 😛

  5. mudpie Says:

    thanks!!! the last theory always happen to me .. and i love the 1st theory, and now i stop switching lanes hahahaha

    You’re not alone, Mudpie. 😉

  6. day-dreamer Says:

    LOL. Couldn’t agree more. Nice one 😀

    Glad to know you had a good laugh, D-D. 😉

  7. kyh Says:

    What about the law of exams? Hehe… I desperate need one! 😛

    Gosh! My apologies, Kyh! It’s been so long since I sat for an exam.. Maybe someone else is able to help you with one. 😛

  8. zewt Says:

    hahaha… dont think the bath theorem is that accurate…

    Maybe not for everyone.. but it seems to happen to me all the time, Zewt. 😛

  9. trinity Says:

    You made it all? hahaha.. you must be a good student of law.. so true and funny! hahaha.. I love LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR most! hahaha

    Nah! A friend emailed it to me. I thought it was too funny to be kept for myself. Hence, I posted it here. Glad you enjoyed it, Trinity. 😉

  10. Am still here reading … just dont’ ahve time to comment … oh wait, I just did … sort of … maybe … 🙂

    Dabs, this could be a “Law of Comment”. 😛

  11. Kyels Says:

    Hahaha! I LOL-ed!


    Kyels, I’m glad you did. 😛

  12. doc Says:

    AND to think i went through life without learning any of them!!

    here’s my version of the Law of Exams – the one topic you didn’t revise for will come out as the main pass-or-fail question.

    Many of us are in the same boat, Doc. 😛

    Thanks for your version.. but I’m sure you had no problem answering it back in med school, even if you hadn’t revised it. 😉

  13. Lex Says:

    hey thats really funny!!! LOL

    hope you are doing good 🙂

    I’m OK, Lex. Thanks, my friend. 🙂

  14. Hopped in from Angel’s. Cool set of laws. I will make notes to see if I ever prove otherwise!

    Welcome, Andie Summerkiss. 🙂
    Thanks for dropping by.

    Do let us know if you do. 😉

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