You know you are an Internet Junkie when…

August 13, 2008

When asked your address, your answer begins with http://

Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends you an e-mail.

You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.

You know the difference between Java and Javascript.

Most of your friends have an @ in their names.

In order to watch CNN you move to

On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.

You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.

You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.

You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).

You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.

Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Ladies, you know you are an Internet Junkie when youΒ can’t go out withoutΒ this handbag. πŸ˜›


11 Responses to “You know you are an Internet Junkie when…”

  1. day-dreamer Says:

    LOL. Pretty cool handbag. Haha. Don’t tell me… it belongs to you?

    Nope, it ain’t mine, D-D. πŸ˜›

  2. Josh Says:

    Lol I feel that some of these words addressed directly to me..

    Welcome, Josh. πŸ™‚

    Ditto! πŸ˜›

  3. cc Says:

    How true is it about the email!!!


    Have a Blessed Weekend, CC. πŸ™‚

  4. angeles Says:

    *shakes head*
    no to the bag! yuck… πŸ˜›


    Have a Great Weekend, Angeles. πŸ™‚

  5. yhen Says:

    love the bag… very techi… hahaha

    LOL.. πŸ˜†

    Have a Blessed Weekend, Yhen. πŸ™‚

  6. dabido65 Says:

    ‘You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.’

    Do you live in the stone age? Some of us use routers to connect to the internet. It makes no sound what so ever. πŸ™‚

    I do.. on certain days, Dabs. πŸ˜›

    Have a Relaxing Weekend! πŸ™‚

  7. BossCat Says:

    i certainly know how to differentiate Java and Javascript or else i will get an ‘egg’ in exam le….



    Have an Enjoyable Weekend, Boss Cat. πŸ™‚

  8. kyels Says:

    I am an internet junkie for sure but not when I am home!


    Home is where you spend quality time with your loved ones.. not surfing the net, Kyels. πŸ˜‰

  9. _butt Says:

    You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.

    *imagine the sound dial-up modem makes*

    LOL! @ that.

    _butt, good imagination, no? πŸ˜›

  10. trinity Says:

    I am internet junkie indeed… and I love that bag.. hehehe.. I really chat with my hands, not my mouth.. hahaha.. there was time when I really check email at 3 am when I got to pee.. hahaha

    The post was referring to you, Trinity. πŸ˜†

  11. Tine Says:

    Oh my, I’m everything! Well, except for the bag. Euuw :p

    LOL.. I bet you are, Tine. πŸ˜›

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