I guess I’m only half human…

March 6, 2009



16 Responses to “I guess I’m only half human…”

  1. diane Says:

    yeah me too. I dont fit in the definition

    Welcome, Diane. 🙂

    I’m glad to know that I’m not alone. 😛

  2. misti Says:

    not fun being human.

    Sometimes, Misti..

  3. day-dreamer Says:

    LOL~ I guess I’m only half human too. 😀

    Happy weekend, Jem!

    *shakes hand with D-D* 😛

    Enjoy your weekend, D-D.

  4. annant Says:

    me too, ain’t a human being :S

    Wah! You ain’t. I’m half.
    Guess, I’m better off than you, Annant. 😛

  5. _butt Says:

    I’m a quarter human. lol.

    Your 1/4 + my 1/2 = 3/4

    That makes us 3/4 human, _butt. 😆

  6. Kyels Says:

    I’m only human too.


    Happy Weekend!

    I’m sure you are, Kyels. 😛

    Enjoy your weekend! 🙂

  7. I’m 100% human. I just don’t do most of what’s listed. LOL

    Kenny, I am glad to know that you don’t. 😆

  8. Devi Girsang Says:

    LOLz. That makes two of us! 🙂

    Anyway Jem, I’m still waiting for the link exchange 🙂

    *gives Devi a high 5* 😛

    You’re linked. 😉

  9. Bosscat Says:

    A human being should be able to change a diaper
    -new mammy poko’s diapers consider or not?

    plan an invasion
    -not really

    butcher a hog
    -i think i could. i think so

    conn a ship

    design a building
    -hope the building don’t collapse

    write a sonnet
    -tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
    *wait! it’s that Sonnet 18??*

    balance accounts
    -errrr… check account’s balance

    build a wall
    -yes! maybe!

    set a bone
    -easy job la.. right?

    comfort the dying
    -going to serve the Hospital ministry soon.

    take orders
    -May I have your orders please? Large set, Sir?

    give orders
    -Sit! Doggie Sit!

    -of course i do!

    act alone
    -of course I do. i sleep alone.

    solve equations
    – is it x=x+y or y+y=x?

    analyze a new problem
    – every new post is a problem! yes!

    pitch manure
    -What’s that?

    program a computer
    -YES! YES!

    cook a tasty meal
    -instant noodle with extra egg and ham

    fight efficiently
    – is there fighting inefficiently? if so, how?

    die gallantly
    – i’m not dead yet. so i’m not sure about it.

    WOW! You’re definitely 100% human, Bosscat. 😛

  10. Tine Says:

    Okay, let’s see. I can only give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, cook a tasty meal. I don’t know about fighting efficiently though. Maybe half and half :p

    So that makes me, what, 29% human? 😛

    You’re a wonderful 29% human, Tine. 😀

  11. kyh Says:

    I can design buildings! 😛 But dunno will be able to built or not. Haha!

    Kyh, I’ll probably get you to design a house for me one day… 😉

  12. Angele Says:

    *reading the list*

    :O Am I even human?!

    Trust me, you are.

    *gives Angele a gentle pinch* 😛

  13. doc Says:

    i only agree with 2 – comfort the dying & to die gallantly. other than that, i’m happy to remain an alien!

    Wise choice, Doc. 😉

  14. If you actually list out what a human can do – be it destructive, constructive, etc – it’d be a REeeaaallly looong list. 😉

    I have actually done all the above except for changing diaper, composing sonnets, setting bones (not human bones then yes) and dying gallantly (not dead yet)


    You have? And you’re still a lizard, my friend? 😆

    One day soon.. you’ll be changing diapers/pampers. 😉

  15. I’m an adventurous lizard, Jem… Well, sort of adventurous.

    The changing diapers/pampers… Not so keen on trying. Smelly

    That’s what you say now.. but I’m sure you’ll change your mind once you have your own baby, Lizzy. 😉

  16. yhen Says:

    hahaha… so hard to be true… im only 30% human! hahaha

    30% human is still human, Yhen. 😛

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